This is where the fun begins ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the football ramble, my

name is Markis and Pete's here. Hello you. Luke is also here and Jim. Good evening.

The forum. The forum. Yes, yes, yes, football ramble time, you lucky things. Hang on a minute,

it shows in marinios, sarcastically labelled arson venga, monsoor polite in the press recently.

Not much of an insult, is it? Yeah, monsoor venga, it should have been. Big venga, gun guns.

Well, he's saying that big venga has an undeserved reputation for always being courteous in the media.

So, therefore, I'd like to ask you, who's your favourite polite person from the world of football, Jim?

Well, I'm going to go with Kevin Keegan, because he was his birthday recently, wasn't it?

Oh, that was his birthday. Yeah, and what a lover the man must be.

Keegan, he's not just too polite for the world of football, he's just too polite and too nice for the world in general, isn't he?

It just seems like the crushing harshness of reality is just too much for him, but on a daily basis.

Even in his famous meltdown, which unfairly basically summed up his whole career, he wasn't even that implied.

He was not quite reserved, he didn't swear anything, just stating that he would love it in the theoretical outcome of Newcastle winning.

It's telling that you three have any excuse to, you know, hang on, just create a very decorative football, European football in the air.

Don't bring me into this. I was defending Keegan, and I defended Keegan on his profile when you turned against him.

All I'm doing is saying polite, and now you're ruining it.

I'm just arguing that his so-called meltdown does not define his career and is explained to us.

Well, I would agree with that. I would agree with that.

Obviously being punched in a layboy. That will never not be funny.

Even though it's genuinely horrible.

He's starting his birthday. He's got his birthday.

What better times are you reminding than you as much unfairly pumped?

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