I know where it's at, and so do you by the looks of it, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the football ramble. I'm Marcus as if you didn't know, and I've got

Pete with me. God, I missed the accent. Look, it's here. You go to their shop, and Jim. Hello. Hello. Hello indeed, Jim. Hello indeed.

Right, hang on, Jose Moreno is having a little moan that Eden Hazard has not won any awards yet this season. Still early.

It's still early, Jose. He's probably on for the very one.

You reckon he is on for the big one? He could, well, he's up there, isn't he? He's up there.

Well, if you could create an award that a professional footballer could win, what would it be, Jim? Well, my award would go to the person with the worst disciplinary record over the season.

And they'd win a bet, because, you know, if you've suddenly got a look after a bet, you've got to do some growing up.

You've got to learn some responsibility. Makes sense. It's a bet.

I mean, you'd get time off when they're hyping it, wouldn't you? Yeah, you'd have to help them pack it in with twigs and mud.

It works because all footballers at that level have got massive houses. I'm not excuses. I'm not sure it does work.

I'm not sure it does work because presumably these players are quite dirty players if they are getting red cards left and right and central.

So to tackle the bet, well, no pun intended there, the bet is going to be a bit aggressive.

I think they might go in a bit hard on the bet. You think they'll go in hard on the bet that you don't think they'll realise that the bet is big enough.

I think they'll go in hard on the bet once. That's all a bet needs one good dig. I've seen Grizzly, man.

All I'm saying is you've got a very aggressive man who's got a poor disciplinary record that you're then throwing him in a room or a house with a bet.

He's tough love. I'm at least a degree on music in my own words against me.

Fairly certain. It's against a lot of contractual obligations that the club have, you know, safety and stuff like that.

Don't give bears to players to play that. I mean, actually, that's against it. You know, for a young player.

For a young player, for a young player, it couldn't be a fighter pilot or whatever. Didn't you want to be in top god or something?

Yeah, I can't go. My shorter couldn't go to, you couldn't fly to the moon.

You know, I can't go skiing either or anything like that. That's all stuff.

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