Do they get your cheapies?

It's the football ramble, ladies and gentlemen, that's right. Open wide for some soccer.

Oh, it's a pleasure to have you here.

And let me introduce you to a nutritious bunch of chaps, Jim Campbell. Jim, Luke Moore.

Luke, alright.

And Pete Dolson.

At ease, everyone.

Oh, good.

Open it wide for a real dose of soccer, medicine.

Right now, Roberto Martinez, not to be pronounced Martin,

but Julio Martinez called Chelsea using every trick in the book to overcome his evaten site.

Mostly a goal.

The most devastating of tricks.

Foulim, his goalkeeper punched into the neck.

What do you mean to buy that, Roberto?

Just, they scored.

Essentially, the only trick that really matters is a bloody trick.

Well, who from the world of football would you

would make a good magician, Pete. No. You looked at me. I gave me the eye, it was

past a Pete, it was weird. It's probably a close back, would you? Let's do that again. Never.

I'm confused about me. No, Jimmy, he's cool. I'm going to go for another Roberto. I'm going to go

for Roberto Baggio. The great Baggio just sounds like a magician. That's good. I'm like, you know,

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