FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Your Mom's House Ep. 836

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Go to https://Helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - Head to https://BlueChew.com to get your first month of FREE with promo code YMH - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain. Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?” Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic. Your Mom’s House Ep. 836 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson 00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number? 00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr 00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug 00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady 00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan 00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy 00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention 00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie 00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez 00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits 01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles 01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized 01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl 01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? I'll be in Milwaukee this weekend for three shows at the Riverside Theater on November 14th and 15th, filming my new stand-up special.
0:08.9	I'll also be in Las Vegas on Friday, November 21st at Dolby Live.
0:13.7	Get your tickets now at tomsegura.com slash tour.
0:18.4	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:26.6	Sean has had some good ideas over the years, but using Canva was a really good one.
0:36.6	Sean designed some social posts to promote his friend's car boot sale.
0:41.3	They looked good.
0:43.3	Really, really good.
0:45.3	Next thing he knows, someone came and bought the lot, including the car.
0:52.3	Now Sean doesn't know how I was going to get home.
0:56.4	Thanks, Canva.
0:58.4	Welcome to another episode of Your Mama's Place.
1:02.7	And we are here and we're queer and we're not going anywhere.
1:07.1	Not until we get our rights.
1:08.9	So get married to your dog and listen to this show.
1:13.4	It's going to be a good one.
1:15.4	It's almost things.
1:16.5	It's almost jeans giving.
1:17.8	I know.
1:18.7	I know.
1:19.4	That's a wild.
1:20.3	My jeans are so tight for it.
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