Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX. They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo? Your Mom’s House Ep. 835 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior 00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You 00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk 00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show 00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum 00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer 00:35:17 - Dad Eyes 00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker? 00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat 00:56:11 - Christina's Curations 01:08:41 - Wrap Up 01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, this month, I'm filming my new stand-up special in Milwaukee at the Riverside Theater on November 14th and 15th.
0:07.9	Tickets are available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show only.
0:12.0	I'll also be in El Paso, Tucson, and Colorado Springs this weekend.
0:16.0	Get your tickets now at tomskere.com slash tour.
0:34.6	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house welcome welcome oh my. Another episode of your mom's house.
0:38.2	How you feeling today, Gene?
0:39.3	Good.
0:39.6	Today, actually, my winter drop is now available.
0:44.4	So you can buy in time for Christmas.
0:46.8	Are you wearing the winter drop?
0:48.3	This was my fall drop.
0:49.5	Oh.
0:49.9	The winter drop.
0:51.0	I have a new liquid lipstick color that I call cuts you up and a shimmer gloss.
0:57.7	What's it called?
0:59.1	Cuts you up.
0:59.2	Cuts you up?
1:01.6	Oh, cuts you up.
1:02.8	I thought you were saying a Japanese word.
1:04.1	Katzuya.
1:05.0	Christina p.com.
1:08.0	Congratulations.
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