Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Tom will be touring in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino, and after that, Oakland, California, at the Paramount Theatre November 30th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on early Black Friday deals. Head to https://Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair’s Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Use code YMH at https://monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told. Your Mom’s House Ep. 837 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly 00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings 00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You? 00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism 00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler 00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love 00:35:53 - Fat Pets 00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts 00:46:12 - Fit CEO's 00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda 00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up 01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals 01:08:08 - TikToks 01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, I have some exciting shows coming up on Saturday, November 29th.
0:03.9	I will be in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino.
0:07.6	After that, I'll be in Oakland, California at the Paramount Theater on November 30th.
0:12.7	Tickets and all info is at tomsagra.com slash tour.
0:17.5	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:27.5	Give it up for Chicago.
0:30.7	Sebastian Manuscalco's new stand-up special, It Ain't Right, is now streaming on Hulu.
0:36.0	30 years ago ago Jeff Bezos
0:38.0	Complete nerd
0:40.0	Bezos now
0:41.0	Rip the shreds on his super yacht
0:44.3	And the boxes
0:45.7	Keep coming
0:47.7	Watch Sebastian Manuscalco
0:50.8	It ain't right
0:51.8	Now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle
0:54.7	subscribers. Terms apply.
0:57.7	Ciao. How are you? Benvenuto. I'm the proprietario of Chichobomba. Welcome to another
1:05.7	Mammasode of your mama's place. Beanvenito. I love your shirt. Thanks. I'm very excited. Some of you know that I've been a long-time super fan of quassence.
1:19.2	Oh, you said that so nicely.
1:20.7	And I try them in any city where people go, you got to try them.
1:24.6	But my all-time favorites were at a place called Cinque Terra West in Los Angeles I used to go there and I would buy a pizza box
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