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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.723.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Tom will be touring in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino, and after that, Oakland, California, at the Paramount Theatre November 30th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on early Black Friday deals. Head to https://Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair’s Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Use code YMH at https://monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told. Your Mom’s House Ep. 837 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly 00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings 00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You? 00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism 00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler 00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love 00:35:53 - Fat Pets 00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts 00:46:12 - Fit CEO's 00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda 00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up 01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals 01:08:08 - TikToks 01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, I have some exciting shows coming up on Saturday, November 29th.

0:03.9

I will be in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino.

0:07.6

After that, I'll be in Oakland, California at the Paramount Theater on November 30th.

0:12.7

Tickets and all info is at tomsagra.com slash tour.

0:17.5

Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.

0:27.5

Give it up for Chicago.

0:30.7

Sebastian Manuscalco's new stand-up special, It Ain't Right, is now streaming on Hulu.

0:36.0

30 years ago ago Jeff Bezos

0:38.0

Complete nerd

0:40.0

Bezos now

0:41.0

Rip the shreds on his super yacht

0:44.3

And the boxes

0:45.7

Keep coming

0:47.7

Watch Sebastian Manuscalco

0:50.8

It ain't right

0:51.8

Now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle

0:54.7

subscribers. Terms apply.

0:57.7

Ciao. How are you? Benvenuto. I'm the proprietario of Chichobomba. Welcome to another

1:05.7

Mammasode of your mama's place. Beanvenito. I love your shirt. Thanks. I'm very excited. Some of you know that I've been a long-time super fan of quassence.

1:19.2

Oh, you said that so nicely.

1:20.7

And I try them in any city where people go, you got to try them.

1:24.6

But my all-time favorites were at a place called Cinque Terra West in Los Angeles I used to go there and I would buy a pizza box

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