You're listening to TVTL, brought to you by the Soviet Union and Pan American Airlines,

featuring Saver Tooth Tiger, Tyrannosaurus Rex, with special guests John Belushi, and music by Jeff Buckley.

And your host, who is himself, too beautiful to live, Luke Burbank.

Good evening and welcome to the pre-taped call-in show, where we tape all our shows a week in advance.

I'm your host, Tenderral, and let's try it again. It's really not that hard, okay?

Our topic once again is the elderly. We're taping it now and it airs next week, okay?

So, if you're watching me talk about the elderly, don't call to talk about it, it's too late.

Instead, call about cooking, which is next week's topic.

Okay? If you wanted to talk about the elderly, you should have called last week

when our pet care show was airing, but we were taping the elderly show.

So I think that just about explains things on how this next segment...

Oh, yes.

Time-banded call-in segment is going to go, and it may be an indication of how successful it promises to be.

Welcome back to TVTL, welcome to our number two of the program that's probably too beautiful to live.

As a wildly successful podcast, but middling radio show, we have a bit of a dilemma,

and that is that there are lots and lots and lots of you out there who listen to the show via your

iPod in your Zoom and other MP3 delivery devices. But the problem is, you might be listening a week

behind maybe a couple of days behind. Some people once they get into the show, go back and start at

the very beginning, a very good place to start. And we call those people Time-banded, as you probably

know by now, the problem is that TVTL is such a community, and a tight-knit community at that,

that the Time-banded are constantly emailing in and saying, I just heard this, I know that you

actually said it three months ago, so you probably know the answer, but just in case you don't,

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