February 10, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Luke failed Addie's science test. Plus, Jen's 2010 Olympics dream has been destroyed and sports writer Ron Judd will join us to help her through.

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0:00.0	Say, welcome to TBTL.
0:02.4	T-A-L!
0:03.9	Say, RUN!
0:05.8	RUN!
0:09.8	I want to do a shoe store, and I said, uh...
0:11.8	Hey, can I get those in a 10?
0:13.8	I guess it's sure, and he went in the back.
0:15.6	A couple of minutes later, he came out, and he goes,
0:17.3	I don't have a 10, I have a 9.
0:19.1	Great, because while you were in the back,
0:20.8	my toes were severed off.
0:26.1	I heard this lady say, I love kids.
0:28.9	That's nice.
0:30.4	It's kind of weird, though.
0:32.4	It's like saying, I like people for a little while.
0:34.5	Hold your 14-piss off.
0:38.7	This is a 13-in-under-liking.
0:41.5	Tweet, you can say I like kids, or I love kids,
0:43.5	it's a general statement.
0:44.8	It's when you get specific that you get into trouble.
0:47.9	I love 12-year-olds.
0:49.8	That explains a lot about the looks I've been getting
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