February 7, 2011
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2011
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Luke nearly drowns when he falls face first into a mudpuddle behind a chinese restaurant. Jen develops an amazing math formula related to Justin Beiber, and Vanessa surprises everyone by calling in from the wild jungles of Columbia right in the middle of the show.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, well, while you've been picking up barhors, |
| 0:02.0 | I have been double-dropping like a bastard out there. |
| 0:04.0 | Right. |
| 0:05.0 | Oh my god, you're double-dropping again, D. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, I never stopped double-dropping. |
| 0:08.0 | That is unbelievable. |
| 0:09.0 | Okay. |
| 0:10.0 | What are you all about? |
| 0:11.0 | What are you all about? |
| 0:12.0 | Going on. |
| 0:13.0 | I thought we were sticking it to the man. |
| 0:14.0 | I am not sticking it to anyone. |
| 0:15.0 | This is my job. |
| 0:16.0 | I have to report you to. |
| 0:17.0 | Wow. |
| 0:18.0 | Wow. |
| 0:19.0 | This tattletail business is very ugly, isn't it, Dennis? |
| 0:22.0 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:30.0 | Well, then don't tell anybody about this. |
| 0:33.0 | A Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, |
| 0:35.0 | the show that's probably too beautiful to live, shee. |
| 0:41.0 | I'm your host, Luke Burbank, |
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