February 4, 2011
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2011
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Luke wonders if this whole studio move was actually a terrible idea while Mike Pesca calls in from Dallas with a Super Bowl update.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, hi everybody. I promise I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to just go in and do a little freestanding comedy |
| 0:06.1 | And if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim then so be it |
| 0:11.9 | Hey |
| 0:13.3 | What is a deal with the smart car? How smart is that those things are tiny |
| 0:18.5 | Can you even drive them in traffic? Yeah, I'm so smart equals MC square. I drive a smart car |
| 0:25.7 | That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is kit from night rider night rider. That's a car that can talk |
| 0:32.6 | Can smart car talk? |
| 0:34.3 | No, that's not smart and also Chitty Chitty bang bang very smart and |
| 0:40.6 | You everybody can laugh |
| 0:42.6 | It doesn't have to just be the idiots |
| 0:45.3 | T-B-T-L |
| 0:52.3 | Well, do we ever have some freestanding comedy for you today? |
| 0:56.8 | Also known as a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L |
| 1:00.9 | This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. You've been living in the monkey house |
| 1:06.6 | This is episode 746 in a collector series. I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at |
| 1:14.6 | 185 pounds same as yesterday |
| 1:19.7 | Which I guess I'm gonna count as as a small victory |
| 1:23.9 | We have a fun show in store for you on this Friday. I think you're going to enjoy |
| 1:28.0 | Hi, this is Luke's mom Susie coming tonight on T-B-T-L |
| 1:31.8 | I got a planned out for you. There is good news |
| 1:36.6 | Good news if you're somebody who |
| 1:39.0 | enjoyed the New York Times magazine |
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