February 26, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 26 February 2008
⏱️ 40 minutes
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TBTL Election HQ: Jon Stewart vs. Tina Fey
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| 0:00.0 | This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo. |
| 0:10.0 | Sponetti comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation begins. |
| 0:17.0 | Virginia worsens hot air balloon rides. |
| 0:19.0 | You don't have to worry about terrorists or long lines and it's just you and me up in the air. |
| 0:24.0 | Whoa! |
| 0:27.0 | But don't talk back to Darth Vader, he'll get ya. |
| 0:32.0 | Don't stay in the house! |
| 0:35.0 | If you're dark-sided, I'll say was that, though? |
| 0:39.0 | Who's crazy at Mia and Carmen? |
| 0:42.0 | I nailed it. |
| 0:44.0 | Like a cartoon mouse and spanner. |
| 0:46.0 | What do I say? |
| 0:47.0 | Like a drunk Chinese woman. |
| 0:49.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:51.0 | You scared me. |
| 0:52.0 | You're an alcoholic. |
| 0:53.0 | Hey there, vloggers and froggers. |
| 0:56.0 | Don't get me started. |
| 0:58.0 | Don't even get me started. |
| 1:01.0 | It is our turn. |
| 1:05.0 | Wait, dear God, please make Barack go away. |
| 1:11.0 | I'm no Tim Russell, but I don't exactly see that happening, Senator Clinton. |
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