February 25, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

SNL's triumphant return and listener mail.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is T-B-T-L with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	I started trembling and I turned into a gremlin.
0:12.0	It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.
0:16.0	Blurk.
0:17.0	Yes, blurk.
0:20.0	I think it's a mating call of the South Belly Nargely.
0:25.0	Hiya!
0:29.0	So what I'm understanding here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that you're not giving me any money.
0:36.0	So now I'm left basically with nothing.
0:38.0	I'm left with zero, in which what can I do with zero?
0:43.0	It's a question we ask ourselves every night.
0:46.0	Every night at about 6.59 right before this program begins.
0:54.0	Program known as two beautiful to live.
0:56.0	I am your host, apparently still Luke Burbank.
1:02.0	Assisted ably by Jan Andrews, Sean Dittori.
1:06.0	Jamie, our intern.
1:10.0	Are you getting credited to Rye?
1:12.0	What's the school is it to Rye?
1:15.0	Seattle Central.
1:18.0	That's the Harvard of Mid-Capital Hill Community Colleges.
1:24.0	It's a big weekend for losers like me, the world over.
1:32.0	Because Saturday Night Live, that is.
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