Strap in, take a deep breath, because this is ZBCR, who's look good, Ben, Jan Andrew, Jan

Chiong Chowry, one hero, 97 Fight Shriff, Ben.

I just want to say one thing about Eric Roberts.

Eric Roberts is probably the best actor I ever worked with, and I don't know why, in the

last 15 years, I ain't nobody give him a chance to show his shit again, because whatever

he did 15, 20 years ago, should be forgiven.

And I wish there was none, I'm f***ing serious about that.

Eric Roberts is the f***ing man.

He deserves a second chance, and I wish there'd be one god f***ing filmmaker in this room

that would let him fly, because the man he is, something else.

And that little blonde dude that did that thing, I'm going to beat your ass, but I get out

of here.

Well, I thought you wanted me to do that thing, that's why I did it.

Oh well, welcome to a Monday Night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful

to live.

Sacramento, Sacramento Valley, tomato, tomato juice.

I'm your humble Chihuahua, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 187 pounds.

I did definitely celebrate Shomer Shabbos this weekend.

Not by doing anything Judaic, rather, but just in my own way as a non-Jew, which involves

eating a lot of carbs, having a lot of adult beverage, and basically just doing whatever

the heck I wanted.

That's my religion, Jen, who are you to question it?

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