This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

He's not even levitating me down!

You want showmanship? You got it!

I'm gonna bite my pillow. It's what I'm gonna do.

Why is Sean Dutori here and not Angelina Jolie?

Who's crazy at Mia and Kirby?

It's a question I ask myself on a daily, even hourly basis.

Who is crazier? Be your anchor.

The people that are most crazier are those of you in the listening audience who have not yet come to Zeke's Pizza,

Fifth Avenue, and Danny, where we're overstocked on pizza.

Our manager is out of town for the weekend and we're giving it away.

We cannot eat this pizza. Actually, we can't eat this pizza.

So if you don't come down here, Zach and I are gonna knock through about 90 of those 180 slices.

This is TBTL. Our website is minorthwest.com slash TBTL.

You can also get us at TBTL.net.

We are here Monday through Saturday for your listening needs 7 to 10.

And this was a part of the show where we thought we were gonna maybe talk to Kelly O.

Drunk people are so meta.

Our friend from the stranger who once uttered quite famously that drunk people are so meta.

She came on the show last week and she decided to do a kind of experiment.

An experiment in how inebriated a person could be and still be a guest on the radio show.

And the good news is that we've now established what the outer boundary of that is.

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