February 1, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 1 February 2008
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
We're live from Zeeks Pizza!
Solving The Goodnight Girl mystery.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo. |
| 0:09.0 | I heard about that thing on the AM radio. |
| 0:13.0 | Strange, quirky, revealing, and you know in some cases totally fault. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant. |
| 0:24.0 | Drunk people are so meta. |
| 0:27.0 | What a fun sexy time for you! |
| 0:29.0 | I drink your milkshake! |
| 0:34.0 | Ron!! |
| 0:36.0 | I made pancakes for dinner last night! |
| 0:39.0 | Ella, my weight's 146.5! |
| 0:42.0 | Savers, yesterday! |
| 0:43.0 | Mama! |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, man, you did it, Seattle. |
| 0:48.0 | You made it through the rain. |
| 0:49.0 | Tg, I-F-T-B-T |
| 0:53.0 | We're coming to you live from Zeke's Pizza at 5th and Denny, you know, TBTL is Mystery |
| 1:01.7 | Solvers and our guarantee, our solemn pledge to you, the listeners, is that we solve your |
| 1:07.5 | mystery by Friday or your pizza's free and we had some trubs last week. |
| 1:13.4 | So here it is America, your pizza's free, the first 180 people to come down here and |
| 1:19.8 | drop the TBTL name on them, get a free slice of pizza. |
| 1:25.5 | I'm Luke Burbank, I'm your host, but tonight, because I make a pizza so special for you, |
| 1:31.4 | just to how you like it, call me Mario, Super Mario, weighing it at 193 pounds, holy |
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