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Boars, Gore, and Swords

FeastDance 18: Matter of Juvenile Petulance

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.5 • 1.3K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 22 May 2017

ā±ļø 70 minutes

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Summary

It's orbs, seduction by kitten, and corn, as IvanĀ andĀ RedĀ continue their book club reading of theĀ Boiled Leather chapter orderĀ combining George R.R. Martin'sĀ A Feast for CrowsĀ andĀ A Dance with Dragons. This week it's Cersei V from A Feast for Crows and Jon V from A Dance with Dragons. Specific page numbers in various editions can be foundĀ here and here.

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0:00.0

Well, I don't think that the orb is responsible for that.

0:02.6

D'A-Duh-Duh-Nup-Duh-Nup, moving buildings,

0:08.6

flying, new things, the river crossing. Oh no!

0:15.0

Over the sea!

0:17.0

Fourses!

0:20.0

Over the sea!

0:21.0

Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game.

0:24.0

Sean Bean dies.

0:25.0

I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez.

0:28.0

This is Bours Gore and Swords.

0:30.0

The third best Orb-based podcast on the internet. All we do is talk about orbs. Power

0:36.5

orbs. Evil orbs. The few good orbs. If you've gotten an orb, we want to hear about

0:41.4

it. Today is a book club episode, but before we get to that,

0:44.8

I have a very serious question to ask you, Ivan.

0:47.2

Red, let me talk, let me hear your orb-based question.

0:50.9

I was out of town all day yesterday and I still have no idea what the

0:59.1

orb shit is. You haven't seen the picture? It's it.

1:03.0

No, go to my timeline right now.

1:06.0

Because I retweeted the photo, the uncropped version of the photo,

1:10.0

and the reverse shot of the photo, and every single one of them is better than the last.

1:15.2

I didn't realize that this is based on a photo.

1:18.8

Wait, when you see this, you are going to fucking, your face, your face is going to melt just like the people who question the power of the orb

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