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Boars, Gore, and Swords

American Gods 1x02: Who Has an Unlocked Phone?!

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

As voted by our patrons, we cover the second episode of American Gods and oh boy do they make some choices. Ivan and Red truly did not know what they were getting into.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I loved this because it was finally a Brian Fuller food scene that I didn't have to feel terribly guilty about.

0:06.0

D'

0:07.0

D'N-Duh-Duh-Nah-Duh-Nup, moving buildings,

0:12.0

flying, the river crossing.

0:15.0

The river crossing.

0:17.0

Oh no!

0:19.0

Over the sea!

0:20.0

Four seas! Over the sea! For the C And I'm Ivan Hernandez. This is Boris Gore and Swords.

0:33.6

The third best Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2 podcast.

0:37.2

All of your old favorites, Star Lord, Rocket Raku,

0:40.8

the little baby tree, the woman, the other woman, the big wrestler guy, and some other people

0:46.4

who are new.

0:47.4

This is the first episode in The Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Minute Podcast.

0:52.0

And let me tell you, you could actually get off a good minute by minute podcast because there's so much crazy bullshit.

0:58.0

There's a lot of crazy bullshit, but also the first five episodes of our podcast would be the opening scene where

1:04.2

baby grut is fighting in focus and everybody's

1:07.4

how do you know about that one you haven't seen the movie

1:09.9

red I've seen it you didn't see the movie.

1:14.0

I saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

1:15.0

You 100% did not see the movie.

1:18.0

I've seen the movie. I just described a scene from the movie.

1:20.0

You are really fucking with me on this.

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