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Boars, Gore, and Swords

FeastDance 19: Slurp the Emperor

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.5 • 1.3K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 29 May 2017

ā±ļø 68 minutes

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Summary

Young Griff and Daario have to come to terms with the fact that sometimes Daenerys isn't interested as IvanĀ andĀ RedĀ continue their book club reading of theĀ Boiled Leather chapter orderĀ combining George R.R. Martin'sĀ A Feast for CrowsĀ andĀ A Dance with Dragons. This week it's Tyrion VI and Daenerys IV from A Dance with Dragons. Specific page numbers in various editions can be foundĀ here and here.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We've all seen the Futurama Slurp the Emperor episode.

0:02.8

Why do you think Mike Pence keeps putting that straw on Trump's shoulder?

0:06.5

D'

0:10.1

Map, moving, building, flying, moving, buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing.

0:17.0

Oh no!

0:20.0

Over the sea!

0:22.0

Horses over the sea!

0:25.0

Game of Thrones Game.

0:26.0

Both Thrones Gonnaune

0:28.0

Gah! Sean Bean dies.

0:30.0

I'm Red Scott, and I'm Ivan Hernandez.

0:32.0

This is Boys Gore and Swords.

0:35.0

Another book club! And let me tell you, after last week's very rousing book club,

0:41.0

I don't think we're going to match that. These chapters aren't that great.

0:44.0

These chapters are a lot of people talking.

0:46.0

No, I mean, the Tyrian one was fascinating. And then we had the Nairus one where she's just like,

0:52.0

oh, I like, man me I don't like this guy

0:55.1

too many boys too many boys I if if you if yeah yeah that's all my least favorite genre of book could be described as too many boys.

1:06.0

Oh no I'm popular and all these boys like me.

1:11.0

That always was my least favorite kind of a teen girl narrative. It's like

1:16.6

listen if there was a teen I always love a teen girl who's like oh none of these

1:20.9

boys like me.

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