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In figure skating, the USA gliding to gold in the team event. Tied with the Japanese team going into the final skate, it was all up to the U.S.'s superstar Ilya Malanin, known as the

Quad God, and the only skater to have ever landed a quadruple axle in international competition.

And if you're wondering, how does Ilya do it? Well, he told us that before every skate, he eats

chocolate. All right. So it's basically tied with Japan.

Quad God's first Olympic performance is going to make the difference in whether or not we win the team gold medal or not.

He goes out there.

Nobody's ever landed a quad.

He does six or seven.

There seems to be some difference in that, but six or seven of them.

So many quads. And a backflip, which he lands on one foot, which nobody had ever done before. It used to be illegal for one thing, but aren't very many people that can do it legal or not. Just like, it's too bad that it happened after the Super Bowl when I think a lot of people were sported out, because it's one of the most amazing performances in Winter Olympics history and just really, really something.

I can't even imagine how you skate and do a backflip and land on one skate and skate

off.

It's just amazing.

But, you know, this is, I honestly am not trying to be controversial

or or

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