This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now he's Armstrong and getting.

So I've been thinking.

Might be time to hang it up.

How about one last time together

okay kiddo

oh boy

so that's the one that set me off

so that had there

the old farmer and his daughter, and then you got that

cool acoustic guitar music and the singing. And when she was a little girl, he taught her how to

grow crops and they work together and blah, blah, blah. Now he's giving her the farm because

he's retired and everything. And it's in love for Lays potato chips.

Gigantic industrial potato chip manufacturer.

And there's just lots of ads like that.

And I just, am I too cynical?

Or is it appropriate for me to not like you trying to make me cry about a flipping potato chip or a dog food or a soda or anything else like that.

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