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🗓️ 16 March 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
0:05.3 | On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
0:10.8 | It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne rich in three weeks. |
0:16.3 | Jordan Morris boy detective. This is big Jordan. This is very, and I'm not talking about, |
0:20.9 | look, the max fun drives around the corner. That's not what I'm talking about here. |
0:24.4 | I mean, hopefully we'll get rid from that. I'll just say it. |
0:28.7 | Hopefully we'll get rid from that, but that's not what I'm talking about here. |
0:31.7 | I've seen our numbers. I don't think we will. |
0:36.4 | I'm just kidding. I don't pay attention to the numbers. |
0:38.7 | Maybe we'll get enough to get like nice refrigerators. Oh, yeah. |
0:43.5 | You know what I mean? Like the kind you want, not the kind you settle for. |
0:46.9 | Not like super fancy ones, but just like where you're like, look at this drawer. |
0:51.9 | This is a good drawer. Jesse, I'm using a wet bag. |
0:54.9 | You just got a swamp cooler full of raw meat. |
1:00.2 | Yeah. I got to eat the meat fast. |
1:05.0 | Well, you know, it helps that you've got those well developed canine teeth for tearing. |
1:11.5 | That's true. Rich in three weeks, Jordan, my youngest child, Frankie is six. |
1:18.6 | Frankie has still Frankie talks in a baby voice, which is a really great gift to me. |
1:27.4 | It's not something that I would I would never say something about the way Frankie talks |
1:33.3 | in front of Frankie. And I hope the Frankie never listens to this show for just a broad variety of reasons. |
1:40.7 | But hi, Frankie. Fuck shit. Boater. |
1:44.3 | 10 minutes of come jokes. |
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