Bi-Honky-Tonk with Eliza Skinner

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Eliza Skinner joins Jordan and Jesse this week to talk about the current fungus moment, the best and worst movies on Kanopy and Jordan and Jesse's first kiss. Check out Eliza's new podcast "9 Plays 30 Days" anywhere you get your podcasts! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use JJGO for 30% off + Free Shipping. Don’t forget to pre-order the “Pop’s Chocklit Shoppe of Horrors” that Jordan wrote on using code JAN231229 at your local comic shop!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan. Jesse. Oh, I'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.4	Oh, Jordan Morris beard baby. Look at this handsome man.
0:16.5	There is a man in this studio right now.
0:18.6	And we are recording in real life here at the maximum fun world headquarters on MacArthur Park and Los Angeles, California.
0:24.5	I'm just face a hair right now. Oh, no, it's me.
0:31.5	I'm talking about my friend Jordan. Yeah, I'm taking a shot at a beard for the first time in my 40 years.
0:38.3	Uh-huh. And this is baby's first beard. It me. I'm baby. Uh-huh.
0:41.8	Where is it Jordan? Where in the studio are you sitting?
0:45.4	Hold on. Maybe I don't get where you're leading me.
0:49.4	Are you in the corner? Oh, I am in the corner.
0:52.0	What? I told you baby is not supposed to be here.
0:55.8	Yeah. It me. I'm baby. Yeah. I like this mixed character.
0:59.8	Fine. Patrick Swayzey to help me get an abortion.
1:04.4	And that hold me up. That's not what happened in the movie.
1:07.2	It's been a while since I've seen it. It's been a while since I've seen Roadhouse.
1:11.0	To be fair.
1:13.8	Our guest on the program already having inserted herself into it.
1:16.9	But for appropriate reasons, when you're at a certain caliper of guests,
1:21.1	you don't have to wait till the bullshit is over. You're just in the show.
1:24.4	Yeah. I mean, you guys are lucky. I'm not lighting up. I'm not the love guest, right?
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