Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

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It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris. I'm just like me.

Okay, I want to hear about this. Jordan, what does that phrase mean?

Well, Jesse, you know, we both love to read the scandal rags. Sure. I love the scandal rags and

the trades. The trades scandal rags us variety soldier of fortune. Sure.

All the best or basically we're we're mad for max. Oh yeah. Architectural digest numb numb numb.

You mean, wait, have you been eating the mags? Yeah. Well, architectural digest because of

those scrumptious interiors and then you digest it. Yeah. It's shit. Shit out all those beautiful

buildings. It's good for the, you know, you gotta get some roughage, Jordan. We gotta get some

roughage. You must. It's so important these days. No, you know, I mean, my favorite part of

Jordan of roughage now more than ever. Now more than ever.

And this economy, yeah, you gotta get roughage.

You know, my favorite part of my of my mags is the section in the in the star snooper,

you know, stars. They're just like us. This will be like a picture of Jennifer Aniston holding

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