Bathroom Sandwiches

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 11, 2024: Your significant other is gross. Weak stream. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holy orgies.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 3, Earth.
0:25.0	You're going to stand there owning a fireworks stand,
0:28.0	and tell me you don't have no whistling bung holes,
0:31.0	no spleen splitters, whisk biscuits honkylighters hues
0:34.4	hues koos hues kitty jasor? Well it ain't a meteor yeah it is it came
0:40.1	out of the sky well I'm sure did, but it ain't no meteor.
0:44.0	It's a big old frozen chunk of poopy.
0:46.0	It puts the lotion on.
0:48.0	You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
0:51.0	Oh, all right, enough, you're broken record, okay?
0:55.2	You want to match, my face and your ass, how about that, friend?
0:58.1	Huh? I mean, your ass in my face. What's up?
1:00.8	I'm gonna go to the restroom and take a big Joe. Don't forget to wipe your dirt!
1:05.0	All-hales-o-doh dirt!
1:08.0	Showtime!
1:10.0	I sincerely love Joe Dirt. I do do I love the character. I love the movie
1:16.7	Brandy is crazy hot.
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