Booty Babies

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURDER! Can we get Daddy Keith to do our intro? Shoutout to Allison! Bryan & Krissy are wilding out on dayquil today Cryptid/Cryptic pregnancies? Pregnancies that last from 14 months to 7 years Mama’s lost her marbles we think Would you like to feel it? A baby hair ultrasound? NO bones babies! We want to hear from the daughter “Because I’m dumb” LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jamie?
0:00.7	Yeah.
0:01.4	How cold is it out there?
0:02.4	I'm wearing two pairs of panties so my lips don't get chapped.
0:05.1	You tell me.
0:09.6	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:12.6	I've got two ass babies going on.
0:15.7	I sit on them all the time.
0:17.6	You ever had an ass baby, Chrissy?
0:21.5	Longer gestation period, hemorrhoids, a whole nine yards.
0:24.9	But this ass baby's a little bigger than that ass baby.
0:27.5	You want to take a look?
0:28.5	You want me show you?
0:29.1	No.
0:29.5	No?
0:29.8	Okay.
0:30.7	You think jizzle drizzle will get mad at me?
0:33.7	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:40.2	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
0:41.7	Welcome back to the commercial break.
0:43.6	I'm Brian Green.
0:44.5	This is the wife of the master of the jizzle-drizzle.
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