Farage Bonking Fanfic

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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For this week’s free one, we’ve Riley, Milo, and November discussing the Reform manifesto, which reads like a handful of Volk-centred social democracy policies with a lot of what you can only called overt fascism. Great to know that this will be “sensible politics” in about five years. We also read a paean to Nigel Farage’s f**kability. Of course it’s in the Spectator, but you are simply not prepared for it. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *EDINBURGH LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're going to be live at Monkey Barrel comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe on August 14, and you can get tickets here: https://www.wegottickets.com/event/621432 *MILO ALERT* Buy Milo’s special ‘Voicemail’ here! https://pensight.com/x/miloedwards/digital-item-5a616491-a89c-4ed2-a257-0adc30eedd6d *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	Been there this week, this week, yeah, yeah, Gwen and Lauren, I mean...
0:20.0	This isn't going in, don't worry. Yeah, it's fine, it's fine, yeah, please, Gwen and Lauren. I mean... This isn't going in, don't worry.
0:21.6	Yeah, it's fine, it's fine, yeah, please.
0:23.6	What's funny is that there's no context, is you just, like, naming two women that you're saying,
0:28.6	like, Mr. Bean.
0:31.6	More of a sort of roguish air than I intended there to be like, ah, ah, yeah.
0:36.6	Like, you're like, Miss Bean.
0:38.3	Yeah.
0:39.3	In many ways, I am like Miss Bean in the sense of, like, blundering into three and foursums
0:43.5	and then being like, oh.
0:45.1	Okay.
0:45.5	The episode where Mr. Bean changes his gender by accident.
0:50.3	Walking backwards into the G.I.C.
0:53.0	Is he what happened to this journalist one time?
0:55.0	And, uh...
0:56.0	Alright, alright, let's crack on.
0:59.0	Well, they changed Joel.
1:01.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02.0	It's why nobody saw him walking out, because it's a beautiful woman at that point.
1:06.0	It's a beautiful lady.
1:08.0	They were like, well, you stop reporting on the Saudi government if we turn you into
1:11.6	an absolute smoke show. And he was like, yeah, I would want to. Yeah. Who wouldn't? Like,
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