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*PREVIEW* The Reverse Kennedy feat. Ciarán Dold

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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For this week's bonus, we're talking EU elections and weird European politics with Corner Späti's Ciarán Dold. Learn about Ursula Von Der Leyen's anti-wolf vendetta, Cypriot Mr. Beast somehow getting a parliamentary seat, the hypothetical return of François Hollande in a move they're calling Opposite Day PASOK, and Riley's conjecture about a maneuver known only as the Reverse Kennedy. It's a whole lot! Check out Corner Späti at their website, which has the best URL in history: https://www.operationglad.io Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/reverse-kennedy-106517077 *EDINBURGH LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're going to be live at Monkey Barrel comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe on August 14, and you can get tickets here:  https://www.wegottickets.com/event/621432 *MILO ALERT* Buy Milo’s special ‘Voicemail’ here! https://pensight.com/x/miloedwards/digital-item-5a616491-a89c-4ed2-a257-0adc30eedd6d *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

Transcript

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0:00.0

as I say, private security company is based in Lincolnshire, in a place called Swineshead.

0:05.0

And this is a Britain moment. We've mentioned this before about the arms industry in this country,

0:10.0

but the security industry too is that like all of the weirdest shit in the world,

0:13.0

and the weirdest most sadistic shit in the world is being invented in Swineshead, Lincolnshire,

0:18.0

and like a little industrial estate.

0:20.0

Absolutely. Where a guy is like, what if we just hotbox the Tesco?

0:22.6

What if we made all, what if we made everyone in the Tesco real relaxed?

0:27.6

And obviously you look at reviews...

0:28.6

Too relaxed to make any cry.

0:30.6

Yeah, you actually CBD-infused smoke.

0:32.6

Also, you see reviews of this, of this stuff being used, right?

0:36.6

And like people who work at the Tesco's where it's deployed are like, yeah, if you set it off as a false alarm, you just have to work in a smoke-filled room for three hours.

0:45.9

If you sit it off as a true alarm, like at this point, what's more disruptive to Tesco as a business, right?

0:51.5

The lost revenue from pack of cigarettes or the lost revenue from entire Tesco smoked

0:57.3

out.

0:58.3

Yeah.

0:59.3

The punishment does seem to be directed at presumably like the teenagers who work at the

1:03.9

Tesco who probably have to fill the machine with boxes of cigarettes to make it work.

1:08.3

It's sort of a collective punishment.

1:10.1

Like the whole, everyone in or near that Tesco is suffering.

1:14.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:15.1

They want the other customers to beat his ass.

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