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Half-assed morning show.

It's not just the swearing.

Did one of you fornicate?

Fornicate?

Look, I've boned a lot of chicks in my time, sure. But as far as I can recall, I've never fornicated anybody. 93X. We talked a little bit about manscaping a day or two ago. I'm a part-time manscaper. I'm not always too concerned, but I'll get in there now and again. Again, you know, Cubby, you dig in and clear things out of there, especially if I'm going out of town without my wife.

I'll, uh, clean some things up.

But I can guarantee you won't find me busy trimming my eyelashes.

This is the hip-new trend

on social media.

Don't do this, men.

Age did that for me.

Mine, I used to have longer

lashes and I don't know what happened to them.

Oh. They've disappeared.

Men have the prettiest eyelashes,

and I love it. Do not, don't do this.

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