family leave week: "The Inspectors Inspectors" Episode 1
Secretly Incredibly Fascinating
Alex Schmidt
4.7 • 773 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, folks, this is Alex. I'm with Katie and you're listening to a special week in our lives. |
| 0:08.2 | Yes. Basically, right? Yeah. Yeah. We are taping this prior to either of us having a baby. |
| 0:14.7 | That's right. But we are both on parental leave for a few weeks. Yes. |
| 0:19.2 | And excited to bring you folks some feed drops, past bonus things that have never |
| 0:24.6 | been out there and other fun stuff to listen to while we each have babies. |
| 0:29.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.8 | We did try, like we thought about maybe putting the newborns on the microphones and having |
| 0:36.9 | each of, having the Schmidt baby and the golden baby |
| 0:41.6 | sort of do a do a podcast. |
| 0:44.6 | We were advised by doctors not to do that. |
| 0:48.5 | So. |
| 0:50.5 | Right. |
| 0:51.1 | Not that it's bad for the babies. |
| 0:52.3 | It's that the babies are anti-science and doctors |
| 0:55.0 | were like, we don't want that out there, man. They're going to start hawking protein powder and |
| 1:02.0 | conspiracy theories. I feel like baby cast, though, would be really popular. Like, I think it would do a lot of numbers it would |
| 1:14.1 | I think it'd blow I think you'd blow Joe Rogan out of the water to be honest with you |
| 1:17.4 | steal his entire audience it would be the most of a delta for a podcast between not that |
| 1:24.7 | popular just in audio extraordinarily popular as video. |
| 1:27.9 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:28.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.8 | Just seeing babies, people would be like, ooh, but the audio, they'd be like, |
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