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Secretly Incredibly Fascinating

family leave week: "Creature Feature: Think Outside The Butt"

Secretly Incredibly Fascinating

Alex Schmidt

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7773 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Please enjoy this treat from Alex and Katie! It's a past episode of Katie's animal science podcast, featuring Alex as the guest and butts as the topic.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey folks, this is Alex. I'm with Katie and we are taping this prior to having our babies.

0:08.7

Yeah. Hello. Yep. It hasn't happened yet, but it will. Yeah. It will. And we want to celebrate a little

0:18.6

parental leave for both of us to grow families and so on.

0:22.2

And for these couple of weeks, we have special feed drops and other releases for you.

0:26.9

And this one is a truly, truly joyful and surprisingly baby-centric creature feature.

0:32.9

Whoa.

0:33.7

Well, I think baby-centric is...

0:36.5

Whoa.

0:37.2

I mean, it's butt-centric, which is related very much to babies.

0:44.6

There is a little bit of talk of fetal development on it, but I feel like really the main connection to babies is just that, you know, butts and babies have

0:57.8

butts and they use them a lot.

1:00.5

As I'm sure, like as you're listening to this, Alex and I are discovering how much babies

1:06.3

use their butts to be productive and, you know, getting used to that. Yeah, they're grinds at about

1:13.0

butt activity. They really keep at it. We're probably, so we're probably going to like, we'll have to

1:18.7

sort of like have a, I don't know, a competition between the Schmidt household and the golden

1:24.1

household about like diaper production. Oh.

1:28.5

I think we should like, I think we, I think we should turn it into a fun.

1:33.4

Oh, you know, like there's so many gambling apps right now, right?

1:36.8

I don't even want to, I don't want to name them.

1:39.9

But like the question is will the Schmidt, will the Schmidt's baby or the Golden's baby be the most prolific of the poopers and, you know, putting a lot of money on that?

1:56.8

This is the first time I've ever wanted to use one of those scurrilous terrible apps that's

2:00.9

a played on society it sounds pretty good yeah like which baby is going to poop more and I feel

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