Human Teeth
Secretly Incredibly Fascinating
Alex Schmidt
4.7 • 773 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Human teeth, known for being in our mouths. Famous for being hard. Nobody thinks much about them, so let's have some fun. Let's find out. Hey there, Cipelopods. Welcome to a whole new podcast episode of Podcasts All About Live. Being Alive is more interesting than people think it is. My name is Alec Schmidt, and I'm very much not alone. As folks know, Katie is out doing baby and family things. And my guest is a wonderful returning guest from, among other things, the very first episode of SIF. He came through helping the entire show exist. |
| 0:55.7 | And I hope you know him from Yo Is This Racist, another show they make called Starter |
| 0:59.9 | Trek. |
| 1:00.4 | It's all part of a wonderful and listener supported network called Suboptimal Pods. |
| 1:04.7 | Please welcome Andrew T. |
| 1:06.6 | Oh my gosh. |
| 1:07.3 | Hi, Alex. |
| 1:07.8 | Thank you. |
| 1:08.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.8 | I'm so glad to see you. |
| 1:09.6 | That was a more thoughtful intro than any, I have not thought about anything I've done in that way. So thank you. |
| 1:19.3 | This topic ran away in the polls on the Discord. Thank you to Paul Garaventa, Arkblade, A. Noid, Metal de Terra, and many other folks for suggesting it. |
| 1:29.2 | Andrew, what's your relationship to or opinion of this week's topic of human teeth? |
| 1:34.6 | I have, I think like many people, like a mostly personal relationship to human teeth, I don't have, I get you know that's not true. I know |
| 1:45.8 | that some people really hate other people's teeth or like you know disembodied teeth. So I have |
| 1:52.3 | very little relationship to that. My own relationship is I would say improving greatly as I've |
| 1:57.8 | gotten a little older. I'm like a I'm like a very fastidious flosser now in a way |
| 2:04.5 | that I'm like, I could have been like this my whole life. What was I doing? All this wasted youth. |
| 2:10.2 | I learned to floss in my 20s, basically. Yeah. I think that's, as far as like proper, like correct flossing, I think there's an argument. |
| 2:20.4 | Mine came later than that. |
| 2:24.4 | Because I get notes every time I go to the dentist. |
| 2:26.7 | I think part of it, I will say, the personal anecdote is not that I would say my dentist |
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