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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2024
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired April 17, 2024: Horrible bosses. Robbing lost in translation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Bill Nye the Octopi!
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
| 0:04.7 | Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:18.6 | The 93X Half-ass morning show. |
| 0:22.4 | 93. X half-ass morning show 90- |
| 0:25.0 | 3. Professor, is there a problem? |
| 0:27.0 | Um, yeah, there's a gentleman in your audience who looks strikingly similar to Bevis from the cartoon Bevis and Buthead. |
| 0:38.0 | You really never watched Beavis and Buthead when you were a teenager? |
| 0:41.0 | No, I was pretty, so I was going to parties and hooking up. |
| 0:44.0 | Hey, wait a minute, you two look kind of familiar. |
| 0:48.0 | Ain't you them kids that have been whacking off in my tool shed? |
| 0:52.0 | Well, I'll be danged. whacking off in my tool shed? Uh, ha ha ha ha! |
| 0:54.0 | Well, I'll be danged. |
| 0:55.0 | That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper. |
| 0:58.0 | Yol-Dye! |
| 0:59.0 | Oh, man, Wednesday. |
| 1:05.0 | Wednesday. Stupid, stupid Wednesday. |
| 1:09.0 | Welcome to the program here, the Half-Assh, uh, whatever we call it. I gotta admit though, that's pretty cool to start the show with an ancient Bebus and Buthead clip. |
| 1:21.0 | I refuse to watch King of the Hill out of respect for Mr Anderson. |
| 1:25.0 | Oh I enjoyed King of the Hill. |
| 1:27.0 | I couldn't do it. |
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