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Obviously, we're on the temp sets here while the other sets are getting built in the other

room.

However, we are inside our actual studios here today.

If we're watching on Drinking Bros. Podcast, Patreon, you're seeing the sausage get made here,

uh, kind of painting up all these rooms. Coop, is this going to be a crime corner room, I think eventually? Yeah, Crime Corner is going to be taken over that set. Okay, cool. I see like set designs all over the floor. So I'm imagining that's yours there. Might also have Citizen in here. A couple of listeners hit us up, Dan, and said, hey, coming down in Wilmington's weekend, can we come by? And I'm like, no, we're nowhere close to being set up. I mean, if you want to come by and be Coop's slave. Yeah, sex slave or either way. I mean, it turns into that no matter what. Yeah, it always does at the end of the day, which is fun. Yeah, the more he drinks and brushes his mustache, the more likely it is that something's going to go down.

Yeah, look at does at the end of the day, which is fun. Yeah, the more he drinks and brushes his mustache,

the more likely it is that something's going to go down. Yeah, look at that, Coupe. What are you a foot guy? What is it? What are you into? What's your thing? A little bit of everything. Okay, great. Great. Yeah, why pigeonhole yourself this young in life? He's only 40 years old. you know he he's got a lot of room to expand. You got to let him

spread his fucking wings and flies a peacock, you piece of shit. You got to let him grow dude. You don't grow into the weird shit so you get older. We're just like, oh, all right. Yeah, maybe I like that. Yeah, do you know that, like, a woman's clitoris like the well first of all it's it's an entire system right

mm-, like the, the, well, first of all, it's, it's an entire system, right? Mm-hmm. Like the clitoral zone is an entire system all the way up into the ass around the hips, like there's all over the place. But the, the most sensitive part changes through life. Really? Yeah. And during, even during the, uh, during their cycle, it changes slightly. You know what I mean? No shit. So you, I say all that to say for dudes, I don't know how exactly it works. I mean, generally it's like the frenulum that's the most sensitive part of the thing. Yeah. But, uh, you know, your appetites, obviously seasons.

Sure.

Just like seasons.

Like there's ass eating season.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right.

So, you know, just I think evolution would probably have made us more likely to like eating ass in the cooler months.

I, you know, it's weird you say that.

It was a, there was a buddy of mine who's divorced, got remarried.

And he was married to a normal, normal, totally normal girl. And then later on in life, after he got married for the second time, he discovered that he was a swinger. And he's the only one that's been married for like, I don't know, 15, 20 years at this point, who that's like been a part of their life and it actually works. And I'm stunned by that. Because he didn't seem like the type of dude, neither to his first wife. So I was like, oh, I go, when did you discover this? And he goes, man, the job is the job that he's doing is super stressful. And he goes, I don't know. He goes, I think part of your job has got something to do with it. Sure, yeah. I mean, if your job is making you hate your life and your family. Yeah. Then you got to look for joy elsewhere, right? Well, he goes with his wife. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah. So it's not like, oh, hey, he's sneaking off. No, no, you don't. They go together. No, if you really want to dig at somebody, you make them watch.

Yeah. So it's not like, oh, hey, he's sneaking off. No, no, you don't. They go together.

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