Episode 1653 - The Alfred E Neuman of Texas
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
It’s officially Republican Ken Paxton versus Democrat James Talarico in the 2026 Texas Senate race and we play Talarico’s greatest — aka most unhinged — hits on transgenders, God, and white people. Plus Jaxon Dart gets “in trouble” for introducing Trump at a rally, and there’s a decent shot two Republicans win the state’s gubernatorial primary.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Drinking Bros. |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros kids. |
| 0:13.1 | If you're on Patreon right now, |
| 0:15.1 | Drinking Bros. Podcast Patreon, |
| 0:16.4 | you can slowly start to see the evolutions of the studios around here uh yesterday we were in here |
| 0:23.6 | and told us this is part of the temp set while they're building the real drinking bro's set in the |
| 0:27.7 | other room no this is not permanent however uh coop i think this is going to be crime corner in this room |
| 0:33.6 | you guys using that tv back there yeah we're going to have crime corner and citizen citizen yeah |
| 0:38.8 | so dan you're going to be in here as well uh your show uh sometimes yeah i mean probably just for uh |
| 0:46.9 | get like in studio guess in studio guess yeah okay cool uh but i like it you guys have done a great job |
| 0:52.7 | uh paint looks cool all the all the fun stuff is in here isn't it. You guys have done a great job. Paint looks cool. All the, |
| 0:54.8 | all the fun stuff is in here, isn't it? Yeah, it's all turning out great. The main set is going to look fucking awesome. I know. I can't wait. I can't wait. And I think we'll be live on there on Monday, right? Yep. It's only like a week long process. Yeah. Well, I'd all set up and ready to go by Monday. Yeah. So let's let's rock, dude. That's, uh, that's shorter, |
| 1:13.6 | well, about the same amount, I would say, than, uh, Cornyn got beat last night. Um, I found that out |
| 1:18.8 | in record time last night. I was stunned. Polls closed at seven, which is eight o'clock here now, |
| 1:24.4 | because we're on the East Coast, and I sat down to, my feet up and look at some primary coverage of our old state because I got to vote early there because I hate John Cornyn. |
| 1:35.4 | And he was predicted out of there in under an hour. |
| 1:40.9 | I think it was under an hour after the polls closed. |
| 1:43.3 | I mean, that's how dominating it was yesterday. |
| 1:46.4 | He lost by 30 fucking points. Remember yesterday's show I said, dude, I think he's going to lose by |
| 1:51.8 | double digits. And I was even kind of nervous about that. I was like, eh, I didn't know it was |
| 1:57.6 | going to be 30 fucking points. I said 10 yesterday. |
| 2:01.2 | Yeah. |
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