Face Farts - What Will William Tell?
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4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
'What Will William Tell?’ is back for 2026 and Will has been searching the internet for more weird and wonderful stories and facts. This week a very strange story centred around ‘Farts’ - so perfect material for the pod!
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| 0:00.0 | I reckon I could get away with it. |
| 0:01.1 | We could try this long con. |
| 0:02.1 | You're not crop dusting, my mother-in-law. |
| 0:04.7 | I'm a good chance. |
| 0:05.1 | I'm going, that's the breath of God. |
| 0:06.9 | I might change my name to Christ Little. |
| 0:12.5 | This is the first, what will William tell of 2026? |
| 0:19.7 | Cue the music! |
| 0:26.3 | Music! What Will William Tell of 2026? Cue the music! Okay. |
| 0:27.9 | All right. |
| 0:29.0 | Now, this, I got sent. |
| 0:32.8 | And I thought we started with something quite serious. |
| 0:36.3 | You got sent? |
| 0:37.3 | Yeah, I got sent this. |
| 0:38.5 | From a listener? |
| 0:39.5 | No, it was our producer who found this. |
| 0:41.9 | And he thought, well, this might be good for you to have a look at. |
| 0:44.6 | And I looked at it. |
| 0:46.5 | And yeah, I think it's suitable for our pod. |
| 0:49.9 | All right. |
| 0:51.2 | Shall I read you the headline? |
| 0:54.9 | Okay, go on. |
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