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The Two Pints Podcast!

Pet Peeves: A Swift Half

The Two Pints Podcast!

Formidable

Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

It’s Friday! So that means it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ to get us ready for the Weekend. This week we’re answering some more of your listener questions, thanks for sending them in,…..but what question prompted Ralf to answer ‘Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford and Jenna Jameson’? 


Have a great weekend - back on Monday.


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0:00.0

I'll bring Pammer Anderson, Cindy Crawford and Jenna Jameson. All bases covered.

0:04.5

Right. Cheers for that, Ralph. And do you know what? I'm coming to your pie.

0:07.7

Okay, welcome to two pints with Willow and Ralph. A swift half. I had to check the title of our podcast.

0:20.6

A swift half. A swift half. I had to check the title of our podcast. A swift half.

0:21.9

A swift half.

0:23.3

This is our first swift half of... It is. We like to do these swift half because it's where we get to read out... Well, we've got some listener questions. Some listener questions. So we sort of... That's why we encouraged it to send a bit. There's no point is there in going in. Oh, write in with your stuff and then not actually

0:36.2

Exactly, exactly.

0:37.2

So, I'll pick some and we'll just go on.

0:38.9

Yeah, let's go.

0:41.2

Um, There's no point is there in going, oh, write in with your stuff and then not actually... Exactly, exactly. So, I'll pick some and we'll just... Yeah, let's go. METC-73 says, what's your personal pet peeve and how has it changed over the years? In what way? Well, if there's not an immediate quick answer, take some time to think about it. We might come back to it because this one,

0:54.9

Sophie Taylor would like to know,

0:57.8

do you guys believe in life after death?

1:01.8

I could do you a very quick answer.

1:03.2

Listen, Ralph, no.

1:04.2

Don't point in talking to Ralph about that.

1:05.6

No, I do not.

1:06.7

I like to believe in things.

1:09.9

It helps me because I used to lie in bed at night thinking of

1:14.8

what happens if there's nothing and how long that nothing is for and it terrifies me.

1:21.9

Yeah, but it doesn't matter how long it's for. You don't know about it. Yes, I know. But I'm just

1:25.0

saying that really bothers me. And if I talk about it too long now, it'll really bother me. But you've had like, like eons, billions of years of practice at not existing. Shut your face. I don't, yeah, but I'm aware now. This is the anomaly and then you'll just go back to not existing and it'll be fine. No, it's not fine. And And the one thing is, I have, as I say, I've said this before and I've said on the podcast, so if you haven't, if this is the first time I'm listening, it's news for you, there's a program called Surviving Death and there's things in that that I can't explain. So, I know you're a skeptic, but surviving death on Netflix.

2:01.7

There's things in your toaster that you can't explain.

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