Spies, Surprises and Sean Penn
The Two Pints Podcast!
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🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Now ‘Dry January' has been and gone we’re back into the swing of things with the usual Podcast on Monday, ‘What Will William Tell’ on Wednesday and a ’Swift Half’ to get you ready for the weekend on Friday. This week it’s the usual ridiculous mix of topics including, Spies, Windmilling, breakdancing, xylophones, Valentines Day, Sean Penn and Ralf unearths something very surprising from 2004.
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WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹
Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹
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| 0:00.0 | And I'm like, what's that noise? |
| 0:01.4 | Is that somebody's ringtone? |
| 0:02.6 | Is that somebody's whatever? |
| 0:03.5 | And you have two pens and are playing a xylophone. |
| 0:07.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.2 | In the most bizarrely expert way. |
| 0:10.3 | That's not expert. |
| 0:11.7 | And I was like, what the fuck? |
| 0:19.4 | Hello, welcome to Two Pines with Will and Ralph. This is our, is this our fourth episode? Fifth, fifth, fifth episode. We were supposed to, we came in. We were supposed to do like just some short, like, dry January episodes we called. We did them. Yeah, but they weren't short. They were just normal episodes. Yeah, but you know, if you got something to say... |
| 0:38.6 | We might as well say it. |
| 0:40.1 | You know what we're like. |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah. So, yeah, series seven, this, episode five. January's behind us. January's gone. Went into February now. Can you see a bit of a... A small difference? Do you know what? I can see you've had a shave. |
| 0:52.8 | And have you had an haircut. |
| 0:53.4 | A beard come. |
| 0:53.9 | Have you had a haircut? I have had a haircut. |
| 0:54.7 | How can you not tell about it? |
| 0:55.7 | Hang on. |
| 0:56.2 | It was nearly down to you. |
| 0:56.7 | I just didn't know whether you've had a shave. And have you had an haircut. Have you had a haircut? |
| 0:55.8 | How can you not tell about it? Hang on. |
| 0:56.2 | It was nearly down to his shoulders. |
| 0:57.1 | I just stuck it down a bit of the sides. It was a bit like, what's he called? What's he called with the Diddy men? Ken Doddy. It was a bit like Ken Doddy. Don't talk about Diddy. I'm nothing to do with Diddy, thank you. |
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