Voter Fraud??

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Happy 2021! We don’t know where to start. In the past, our Christmas season was a boring time, with family you tolerate while you fake-smile and gush over gifts that you can't wait to return for cash. This year was ......different. Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder are back to talk about all these "different" and wonderful things.

#TitusPodcast ... because the world is a clown show.

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0:00.0	Everybody, this is Dennis for the Tice Podcast.
0:09.6	Brought you today by Harry's Raisers.
0:11.2	That's right.
0:12.0	Liquid IV also.
0:13.2	Also, hello, friends, best food you ever had, Trub Hot Sauce.
0:15.9	It's awesome and ritual vitamins.
0:18.0	That's right, everything we have will make you feel better.
0:20.5	Okay, now at the Armageddon Update,
0:22.2	it's Christopher Titus.
0:25.9	Hi, I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update,
0:28.6	and I don't know where to start.
0:31.9	Is it, what if, okay, did you,
0:34.8	what, remember, okay, we've been off for two weeks.
0:38.3	In the past, my Christmas season is just a boring place,
0:41.3	a family you tolerate while you fake smile and gush over gifts
0:45.3	that you can't wait to return for cash.
0:47.3	Not exactly a hallmark ready opinion.
0:50.3	This year was different.
0:51.3	Our fat, bankrupt, alleged pedophile, illiterate, daughter-coveting racist president
0:56.6	lost the election. By 7 million votes. Yet in December, he called the head of the elections in Georgia
1:02.9	and asked him to, you know, find me 11,800 votes. You know, we just need one more than we got, see, because just find them. I'm sure there's 11,800 votes. You know, we just need one more than we got, see, because just find them.
1:13.1	I'm sure there's 11,000 votes. Someone left in the trunk of a car. Capitia!
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