We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 446.

4.6. I.S. 4804.

Certificate number 2252.

Eyebrows. I love your eyebrows.

We'll call them Frida and Kalo.

If Brooke Shields marry the Grut show marks, that child would have your eyebrows.

I mean obviously I'm spectacularly ill-equipped to be an authority on this.

You and me both.

I don't know if anyone should listen to what I have to. Or maybe maybe that's not true. on this

You and me both. I don't know if anyone should listen to what I have to or maybe maybe that's not true. Well, I don't know anything about whiskey and either to you but it didn't keep us from doing an hour and a half on it.

A universally acclaimed 90 minutes of hardcore. a universally

a-a-unished whiskey content.

But it's, we've gone on record many times,

and it's part of, I think, our collective identity

as the hosts of omnibus that we have

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