We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 566.m.T 2413 certificate number 19046.

Hang in there, baby.

Hang in there, baby. You said it, kitty.

Copyright 1968.

Hm, determined or not, that can't must be long dead.

That's kind of a down, huh?

I don't, you know, I've never asked you this. I don't you know I've never asked you this I don't have a picture of your bedroom as a child did you share it with your brother you don't like I've never given you a picture or you don't have a mental picture I don't have a mental picture I picture. I've never given me a picture of anything.

I had my I never had in my own bedroom until the senior year of high school. It was it was always

me and my brother. Did you have bunk beds? We did. Oh wow. Guess if I'm a top or a bottom.

And then guess about bunk beds.

I believe that the bottom bunk is the more logical of the two for an older brother but the top bunk of course being

the dominant, you know, strictly dominant position, but I think you're a bottom bunker.

I think if I remember I think I got first pick. And I think you're a bottom bunker. I think I got first pick.

Yeah.

And I think I wanted top bunk.

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