We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 177 dot M.T. 2324, certificate number-72.

Camel Beauty Pajons.

Grazin. This is a crazy camel.

Have you ever ridden a camel?

I don't know.

And it seems like that's something you would know about yourself.

Yeah, right. I mean, but I could see where you also

would feel a little confused like I've been a I've seen camels. I'm old enough that I was around

when zoos let you do terrible things.

Right? Like ride bears, like hunt dolphins.

Give condensed milk to the orca or whatever.

Right.

And by throwing a can? Yeah, at its blowhole. or whatever. Right. And...

And...

Yeah, at its blowhole.

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