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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

EXTRA - Doctor from the Diamond Princess Cruise Ship Speaks Out

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Dr Arnold Hopland was a passenger on the Diamond Princess cruise ship when his wife tested positive for SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19. Weeks later he is home and telling their story. PLEASE VISIT: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) withings.com/steve (for the best fitness wearables on Earth!) Feals.com/fluid (lab grade CBD products!) TRIPP.COM offer code DRSTEVE (relax and get 20% off!) simplyherbals.net (While it lasts!) noom.doctorsteve.com (lose weight, gain you-know-what) tweakedaudio.com offer code “FLUID” (best CS anywhere) premium.doctorsteve.com (all this can be yours!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Sun Express Airlines.

0:04.6

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0:09.9

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0:17.5

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0:19.8

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0:23.6

at sunexpress.com and secure your seats today.

0:30.3

You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast network, riotcast.com. I need some touch it.

0:38.6

You ho, ho, ho.

0:40.1

Yeah, me garreted.

0:45.7

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

0:48.9

I've got Tobolabovir stripping from my nose.

0:51.5

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,

0:56.5

exacerbating my imbettable woes.

0:58.2

I want to take my brain out,

0:59.6

glassed with the wave,

1:02.2

an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.

1:03.3

I want a magic pill.

1:04.6

All my ailments,

1:07.0

the health equivalent of citizen cane.

1:09.7

And if I don't get it now in the tablet,

1:12.3

I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

1:15.1

I want to Requiem for my disease.

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