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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:30.0	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast network, riotcast.com.
0:36.5	I need to touch it.
0:38.3	Yo, ho, ho, ho, y'all.
0:39.8	I'm the garretid.
0:41.4	You've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:48.6	I've got Tobolabovir stripping from my nose.
0:51.3	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:54.0	exacerbating my imbettable woes. I want got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my incredible woes.
0:56.0	I want to take my brain out, blast it with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and
1:01.0	pulsating shave.
1:02.0	I want a magic pill.
1:03.0	All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.
1:07.0	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:12.6	I want to requiem for my disease.
1:15.4	So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
1:19.3	It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio.
1:23.8	I'm Dr. Steve, and this is a show for people who would never listen to a medical show on the radio or the internet.
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