397 - The Situation is FLUID

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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This episode was recorded 1 hour before COVID-19, the disease caused by the SARS-CoV-2 virus was designated pandemic. News on remdesivir trials and other corona virus items. In addition, esophageal strictures and med school prerequisites. PLEASE VISIT: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) withings.com/steve (for the best fitness wearables on Earth!) Feals.com/fluid (lab grade CBD products!) TRIPP.COM offer code DRSTEVE (relax and get 20% off!) simplyherbals.net (While it lasts!) noom.doctorsteve.com (lose weight, gain you-know-what) tweakedaudio.com offer code “FLUID” (best CS anywhere) premium.doctorsteve.com (all this can be yours!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:38.5	Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho.
0:40.0	In the garretid.
0:45.4	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:48.8	I've got Tobolabovir stripping from my nose.
0:51.4	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:54.1	exacerbating my impetable woes. I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my infectable woes.
0:56.8	I want to take my brain now,
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1:02.2	I want a magic pill.
1:03.5	All my ailments,
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1:10.1	I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:12.6	I want a requiem for my disease.
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