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Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

THE BEES ARE DYING! Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk climate change, electric cars, and the end of the world as we know it.

Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander for the Titus Podcast.
0:10.4	This episode is brought to you by Solo Stove, Hello Fresh, FitBod, LogitechEdSundate.com.
0:16.0	Was that all of them?
0:17.4	Did I forget one?
0:18.4	No, that's all of them.
0:19.4	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update!
0:21.4	I'm Christopher Titus Andus!
0:27.2	Is the Armageddon Update?
0:28.8	The January 6th Committee, God I'm so tired of talking about this shite.
0:31.8	Alright, you know what?
0:32.8	Instead, let's talk about something fun.
0:34.8	Climate Change!
0:35.8	What I want, you got it, might be hard to handle.
0:39.8	Yeah, that's better.
0:41.6	Let's talk about the one thing that's definitely gonna kill us because you can still live
0:46.1	under a fascist dictator, but when the bees, frogs, and oceans die, hey, human race,
0:52.8	later, fuckers.
0:54.6	The pace of climate change is ramping up.
0:56.4	Things are happening faster than you sane, bolt on cocaine and red bull.
1:00.4	In the last three days, 100 degree temperatures across the country.
1:05.0	We were in Arizona this last week and Ray and I doing our little shows.
1:08.0	It was 117 degrees in Phoenix, in June.
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