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🗓️ 10 June 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about the never-ending gun violence in America, what's considered "obscene" in Texas law, and 12th Century Chinese sunglasses.
Titus Podcast...SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from Titus Podcast. |
0:11.5 | This episode is brought to you by Butcherbox, LiquidIV, Truffautsauce, and Sunday.com. |
0:17.0 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
0:19.2 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update Guns, Guns and Guns! |
0:27.3 | We have so many guns, we have even more guns than we have done podcasts about guns. |
0:31.8 | That's a lot of guns. |
0:32.8 | So today, I want to go over the arguments the gun lobby has thrown at us for years. |
0:36.6 | And if you knew ones that are surprising in their assininity, guns are a lot of cars! |
0:41.2 | Cars keel too! |
0:44.0 | How are guns like cars? |
0:45.0 | I mean, I drive my car to work. |
0:46.0 | I mean, I guess I can drive my gun to work in my car. |
0:49.0 | And if I'm in the wrong mood and have my gun in the car, I'll be on the news. |
0:52.3 | You've been on many stages for many years. This is the most unsettling thing you've ever |
0:57.7 | seen. |
0:59.7 | Cars are transportation. |
1:00.7 | They move people, goods, and Uber eats. |
1:04.0 | Cars save lives by filling my tummy with pizza. |
1:07.7 | Guns can't deliver your package from the weed store. |
1:10.5 | Ha ha, so you're wrong. |
1:12.0 | But okay, let's go with it. |
1:13.3 | If guns are like cars, let's do yearly registration, national ID number safety test rules, hours |
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