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Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2022
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about the January 6th commission and how the Trump train of dumb is still rollin'... plus Dennis reviews movies.
Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. This episode is brought to you by |
| 0:12.2 | Athletic Greens, Liquid IV, and Sunday.com. And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon |
| 0:17.8 | Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:22.6 | To those of you that still believe in the last president, you need to face some facts |
| 0:26.6 | because we are on the edge of losing our country if you don't. |
| 0:29.6 | Trump was a lazy fat ass who slept until 11. |
| 0:32.6 | Triple the trade deficit, performers on welfare, screwed the Kurds, gave three U.S. military bases to the Russians |
| 0:38.1 | while he was polishing Putin's taint, got laughed out of the UN, broke up families, talked shit |
| 0:42.6 | about Muslims, Mexican, blacks, while he praised Nazis. He clustered Trump's COVID response so bad we |
| 0:48.6 | had 40% more deaths, gave rich people tax cuts and ran up $4 trillion in debt. He golfed 300 plus days, paid off porn stars, was impeached twice, once for holding weapons |
| 0:58.5 | from Ukraine. |
| 0:59.7 | He stopped them. |
| 1:01.1 | The second time was for trying to overthrow our government. |
| 1:03.7 | He rescinded a law so mentally ill people could buy guns, put his weird robot children |
| 1:08.0 | in the White House, and lied 32,000 times. |
| 1:11.1 | He said the Continental Army stormed the airports. |
| 1:13.7 | What? |
| 1:14.2 | Cofife, shithole countries. |
| 1:15.5 | Dude couldn't get a sentence out of his mouth. |
| 1:18.2 | His kids made $640 million while in the White House. |
| 1:21.5 | What did you make? |
| 1:23.5 | Trump made foreign dignitary stay at his hotels and golfing at his his own resorts, costing taxpayers 150 million. That's your money. He lost six million jobs, mused about injecting disinfectants, said he was a genius and had such a good brain. Such a good brain. He remembered five words. Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Genius? Yeah, it's such a good brain because it's obviously not used |
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