Today’s In-flight Entertainment: The Sounds Of Some Dude Orgasming

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Back From The Weekend 2:35.358 New Halloween Themed Sex Toys 4:29.990 Stand Up Comedy From A Crypto Evangelist 11:25.092 Drunk “LOVE” Neighbor 18:35.263 Staples Showdown – Impossible Customer 21:35.018 Sign Up For The Sideshow: SuperFreakSideshow.Com 29:35.144 Airplane Inflight Entertainment Of Loud Sex Noises 30:55.460 Dog Piss Fueled Anger Ends In Murder 34:18.335 Library Leads To X-Rated Shopping 38:43.917 AdamEve.Com Promo Code FREAK 50% Off 39:41.677 Library Website Leads To XXX 40:59.526 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 44:35.472 Have […]

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Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey, Freak, since Monday, September 26th, 2022, coming up on the program today, the
0:05.4	hard, tree bark-like feeling of Lady Bigfoot's fat puffy labia against your dick.
0:10.5	Plus, the stand-up comedy-stylings of a generic crypto, bro, and your in-flight entertainment
0:16.0	today will be orgasm mones.
0:18.6	All coming up today!
0:30.0	All coming up today, the hard, tree bark-like feeling of Lady Bigfoot's fat puffy labia against your dick.
0:40.0	All coming up today, the hard, tree bark-like feeling of Lady Bigfoot's fat puffy labia against your dick.
0:49.0	Roger, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday.
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