Explaining Pregnancy and Motherhood to Whitney Cummings | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 136

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy While in LA Chris caught up with his old pal Whitney Cummings and tried to teach her everything he could about motherhood, pregnancy, and the joys of childbirth and gave her a crash course on what to expect being a new parent. Support The Sponsors Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/50CHRISSY and use code 50CHRISSY for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months!” Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (#529) from your cell phone. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mom. Dad. Uncle, I'llister.
0:03.2	Mental health was declined in almost 40% of school children.
0:06.6	What's in our mind can be the hardest subject, so ask us what's on ours.
0:10.9	Help us with a different kind of homework.
0:13.4	A proper chat that can help ease our stress and reduce anxiety.
0:17.6	To start a conversation tonight with our world mental health day homework.
0:21.8	To find out more, search ITV, Britain, get talking.
0:26.5	Supported by mind and young minds. ITV.
0:44.0	I'm Whitney's unborn son. This is what Whitney's child will look like.
0:50.0	Um, this is who it'll be. I, uh, I'm right now lit.
0:57.0	Wow, I have a big head. You better hope your baby doesn't have a big head.
1:01.3	You know what I just watched though? Okay, because the big thing is vaginal or
1:06.0	cesarean. What kind of do you want to have one giant butthole slash vagina?
1:10.6	Right. Or do you want a happy face belly?
1:14.6	I mean, listen, my jazz went through two vagis, you know, but I mean,
1:18.5	she like blew her pussy off. Like it like she went through two vagis as
1:22.7	she had to get a new one, went through that one.
1:24.9	Like I felt something hit my foot when my second daughter is born.
1:27.6	I was like, what is that? Because I was like, that's her vagina.
1:29.8	It's on your shoelace. But I watched a video that when they,
1:34.2	they come out, their heads are like pangia plates, you know what I mean?
1:38.5	And so it's not that the vagina gets as big as their head.
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