Andrew Santino Lays Out Why Kids Don't Like Hard Work | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 137

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Chrissy Chaos is in LA and he's catching up with the homies, Andrew Santino joins the show, and the two talk about Chris' virginity story, getting compliments, struggles with certain platforms and a ton more! Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Blue Chew BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE Better Help BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. Hero Bread Hero.Co Promo code CHAOS to save on Hero Bread today! #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	When you can't quite get the angle, take hands-free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5,
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0:10.8	The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook, available on Vodafone.
0:14.8	All right, my next guest is a comedian who will be starring in the first Yahoo original series,
0:34.4	Sin City Saints, which premieres March 23rd. Please welcome the very funny Andrew Santino.
0:40.6	Is that Conan? That was my Conan intro.
0:43.0	That was when I did Conan O'Brien back when TV was TV.
0:47.0	Hey, thank you so much for coming to the show. This is Chrissy Chaos from the Whiskey Ginger studio,
0:52.1	which is right next to the bad friend studio. Andrew's got a bad back, and he came in anyway.
0:56.4	I did. I appreciate it. Because I love you so much, and you got a new haircut, and I thought,
1:00.0	I got to support my boy with this new haircut. I do. What did you ask for the furer?
1:04.2	Yes, I asked for the new Nazi, and I got it. It's Neil, they call Neil.
1:09.8	And we were going to have Andrew Dice Claim, but he said,
1:12.8	man, second news, he said, I can't do she.
1:17.1	I'm permission.
1:20.3	You said we're dirty.
1:22.2	He probably has a lot of appointments at his age. He's got appointments.
1:25.3	No, what happened was, we're supposed to do it at 2.30, but I couldn't do it at 2.30.
1:28.7	We can only do it at this time, and you know, he could have made it.
1:31.2	Why are you leaving?
1:32.2	We can do it in New York.
1:33.7	No, I have to do another podcast today, somewhere in Woodland Hills.
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